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Unicorn Meat is no longer ThinkGeeks April Fool

ThinkGeek hat seinen April Scherz Unicorn Meat wahr gemacht und verkauft nun Einhorn Fleisch aus der Dose zum Preis von 11.99$, welchen ich für einen viel größeren Scherz halte. Aber die Beschreibung ist super und kostet nichts.

Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don’t know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn’s coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn’s outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat. (…)

Canned Unicorn Meat via tdw

Buck “Lumber Jack’s Wood Fest”

Rainbow-pissing unicorns crossing the road where two-legged beards hide under fake-trees. Kurzum – WTF. via polkarobot src f5fest