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Charlie Sheen Blindtext-Generator

Falls mal einer eurer, oder einer meiner, Kunden tatsächlich nach etwas mehr Pepp in seinem Blindtext verlangt, legt ihm einfach etwas Winning Lorem Ipsum frei nach Sheen in den Copy-Text. Aus dem Charlie Sheen Lorem Ipsum Generator:

It’s … yeah … it’s an understatement. You know, I just … I’m sorry, man, I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips. But there are parts of me that is hopper, because my motto now is ‘You either love, or you hate … and you must do so violently.’ And the reason you must hate violently is because … and you have to hate everyone that is not in your family, because they’re there to destroy your family, and they will come at you in all forms and shapes. And we are and, I don’t know, winning?… Anyone? …. (long silence) …. Rhymes with winning? …. Anyone? …. Yeah, that would be us.

And they’re gonna fuel the battle-cry of my deadly and dangerous secret and silent soldiers. ‘Cause they’re all around you …. Anyway. Thought you were just messing with one dude. Sorry! WINNING! But … whatever. I agreed to do it. There’s just one deal point that Jim Robinson – a wonderful man at Morgan Creek, a great company – need to work out is they want me in it. If they do, it’s a smash. If they don’t, it’s a turd that opens on a tugboat. You know, he might be Nails, but I’m frickin’ bayonets, you know? I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

Charlie Sheen Lorem Ipsum Generator via nerdcore bild: alex pardee